Fiamthu
Pa pakhat piangthar da leh thin pawh kha a beidawng ve ngang a ni ang, “Dam reng hi chuan a pianthar reng theih loh a nih hi,” a ti thlawt!
Pa pakhat motor lei thar
Pa pakhat motor lei thar pawh kha a thianpa’n a lo hmu a.
“Kha thianpa, motor i lei elo?”
“Aw, ka’n lei ve chhin a nih hi. Min nawrpui ve nghal teh.
“Kha thianpa, motor i lei elo?”
“Aw, ka’n lei ve chhin a nih hi. Min nawrpui ve nghal teh.
Pa leh Nu thil leih tum
Pa: Radio ka lei dawn.
Nu: Uite lei zawk rawh.
Pa: Uite-in ZoAwi band a man em ni?
Nu: Radio-in nau ek a ei thei em ni?
Nu: Uite lei zawk rawh.
Pa: Uite-in ZoAwi band a man em ni?
Nu: Radio-in nau ek a ei thei em ni?
Pa leh Fapa
Pa: 1 leh 2 belh engzat nge?
Fapa: Ka hre lo.
Pa: A mik a mak pawh i hre lo a ni maw? A nih leh 2 leh 2 belh engzat nge?
Fapa: A mik a mak.
Fapa: Ka hre lo.
Pa: A mik a mak pawh i hre lo a ni maw? A nih leh 2 leh 2 belh engzat nge?
Fapa: A mik a mak.
Nupui a ru
Nupui a ru a, a tukah an pa hnênah, "Ka pa hnenah ka man pek belh leh rawh, a nuam em mai!" a ti vel.
Nunna lehkhabu-ah khan ka hming a chuang ve em?
“Angel thianghlim, nunna lehkhabu-ah khan ka hming a chuang ve em? Faka ka nia.”
“Awm e..”
"Ka ring reng a ni.”
“Awm e..”
"Ka ring reng a ni.”
Nula pakhat sawn pai thin
Nula pakhat sawn pai thin pawh kha a pain, "Tang ve deuh thin la," a tia, nula chuan, "Tang ve bawk e. Mahse, a awmna an hre tlat a.." a ti ve tlat.
Nula leh tlangval Bow Bow
Nula leh tlangval inngaizawng pawh kha chance an neih laiin ui-in a va bauh a va bauh a. Nula zawk chuan, "Min rawn bauh min rawn bauh suh, kan hlawhtlin chuan nau ek i liak dawn a nia," a ti vel.
Nula a rim ve a
Nula a rim ve a, nula chhungte chuan naupang TV en tur emaw an lo tia, chhuatah an thuttir.
Nu pakhat nau a nei dawn
Nu pakhat pawh khan nau a nei dawn a, a sang vak vak a, a nei thei si lo va, “Tun chiah ka sang ang a, ka la neih loh chuan ka sang tawh lo vang,” a ti vel.
Ngeiawm ve asin
Ngeiawm ve asin. Tantu atan an ruat a, “Bible i lo chhiar ang u. Rom khua daiha mite hnena Tirhkoh Paula lehkhathawn,” te a ti vel.
Naupang pakhat quiz competition-ah a tel ve
Naupang pakhat pawh hi quiz competition-ah a tel ve a, “Tunge khawvelah kungfu thiam ber?” tih zawhna an zawt a, rang tawkin, “Âpa zurui,” tiin a lo chhang a. An nui hak a. In a haw chu a thûm nasa mai mai!
Naupang pakhat chimawm
Naupang pakhat pawh kha a'n chimawm mai mai khawp a. Vai thirchhe zawng a hmuh apiangin, “Thirchhia awm emmm?” a lo tih khalh ziah.
Khualzinho
Khualzinho kha xhaw dawrah chaw eiin an chal a, an khua an in zawt den den a.
A : Ka pu nang khawi khua a awm nge i nih?
B : Darkhai
A : Ka pu nang le?
C : Avuakna
A : Ka pu nang ve?
D : Vanbawng
An zinga zurui pa-1 chuan:
I van rawn tla hla ve ka perh pawp mai tur cha nia!!
A : Ka pu nang ve?
E : Sateek.
Pa-1 chaw ei lai chuan :
"Inrenawm mai mai e!
Mi chaw ei kai a!"
A : Ka pu nang khawi khua a awm nge i nih?
B : Darkhai
A : Ka pu nang le?
C : Avuakna
A : Ka pu nang ve?
D : Vanbawng
An zinga zurui pa-1 chuan:
I van rawn tla hla ve ka perh pawp mai tur cha nia!!
A : Ka pu nang ve?
E : Sateek.
Pa-1 chaw ei lai chuan :
"Inrenawm mai mai e!
Mi chaw ei kai a!"
Kawngka lu chungah a hming, ‘Kawla P.H.E’
Inla eng emaw deuh khan a kawngka lu chungah a hming, ‘Kawla P.H.E’ tih kha a târ ve ngei a. A chhiartute chuan ‘Kawl a phe’ tiin an chhiarsak daih.
Dangawk lutuk
Dangawk lutuk pakhat pawh khan, “Ka..ka...ka..ka..ka.. Ka sawi leh lo mai ang,” a ti vel!
Camp-ah a lut a
Camp-ah a lut a, a rawn tlawm haw khawp mai. “Ka nu, min hrin zâna i pum nat chhan te, ek chhuak miah lova i san vak vak nachhan te kha keimah vang vek a ni; min ngaidam rawh,” a ti ngawih ngawih reng mai!
Apa, tikhan a tâwk ami?
Pa pakhat pawh kha zanreiah thahnemngai takin a che a, a zo fel chu a fapa kha a lo la muhil lo va, “Apa, ‘tikhan a tâwk ami?” a lo ti, a tihngaihna hre lo chuan, “Nang pawh hi,” tiin a buan der vel.
An zirtirtuin a hrem
An zirtirtuin a hrem, an sikul a tlanhualtir a, a tawpah muang fe hian a rawn tlan a.
Sir: I va tlàn muang bik ve.
Kima: Ka thiante angin ka hmanhmawh ve hleinem, Sir.
Sir: I va tlàn muang bik ve.
Kima: Ka thiante angin ka hmanhmawh ve hleinem, Sir.
A fapa pathumte kha an tho har thei lutuk prize money siam tawp
A fapa pathumte kha an tho har thei lutuk a, a tihngaihna hre tawh lo chuan a tho hma ber tan prize money tam tham tak a siam tawp a, zing dar 3-ah chuan sitting room-ah an thu thap zel.
Mo thar pakhat tha fahran lo
Mo thar pakhat tha fahran lo pawh kha a pasal te ina a lawiluh niin a nu (a pasal nu) khan calendar-ah ‘Vawkte lâk ni’ tiin a chhinchhiah hmiah. Ani a lo duai lo nasa mai si a, a ziahna hnuai chiahah ‘Vawkina ka luh ni’ a ti ve hmaks.
Mizoram zunin nalh
Mizoram zuninah chuan nalh takin ‘Zun In’ tih an ziak a, a hnuaiah chhe tawkin ‘E suh’ tih an ziak leh.
Mi in rawk a tum
Mi in rawk a tum a, thim thamah khan mi a tawk thut a, a che ngam tawh lo, pakhat lah che ngam bik lo! An han inen chiang chu rukru ve tho kha a lo ni! Zan dar 12 velah mi bathlarah an inchibai lawp lawp.
Mami, anu bulah mu tawh suh aw
Chhûngkaw pakhat pawh hian fanu pakhat an nei ve a. Zan khat chu paber chuan, "Mami, anu bulah mu tawh suh aw.. Anu nen hriathran in har ropui si.." te a ti vel.
Mama, chartin hi engzat chiah nge i put zawh
Addict pakhat pawh kha a pain, “Mama, chartin hi engzat chiah nge i put zawh ve le?” a tia, “Rûkin nge rûk lohvin?” a lo tih zawm zat.
Kutdawh leh Puter
Kutdawh: Ka pu, i wallet i tibo em?
Putar: A.. Aih, tibo lo ve, hei ka la ak alawm.
Kutdawh: I pawisa a la kim tha maw?
Putar: Aw, a la kim e..
Kutdawh: Chuti chu pawisa min pe teh!
Putar: A.. Aih, tibo lo ve, hei ka la ak alawm.
Kutdawh: I pawisa a la kim tha maw?
Putar: Aw, a la kim e..
Kutdawh: Chuti chu pawisa min pe teh!
Ka pa, ka ro chan ai min pe rawh
A pa hnenah, “Ka pa, ka ro chan ai min pe rawh,” a ti a. A pa chuan, “Ro i nei tawh lo, kan chawi belh daih tawh zawk,” a lo ti hmuk.
Ka kekawrte a thing lutuk a
"Engati nge a hmeichhia zâwk pawh a inphelh vek tawh a, i tih mai loh?"
"Ka kekawrte a thing lutuk a, ka inphelh ngam lo va.."
"Ka kekawrte a thing lutuk a, ka inphelh ngam lo va.."
Innei thar
Innei thar pawh kha zan an mut dawnin an nu kha a va zung a, ‘Si sar..si sar’ a tia, zing a thawha a va zun leh chuan ‘Suau huau suau huau’ a ti.
In chhâwng 8-na a tangin a tla
Mi pakhat inren deuh mai hi in chhâwng 8-na a tangin a tla a, a tlâk lai chuan a chhâwng thumnaa an nu chaw chhûm tur a hmu a, ring tâwkin, “Min chhumkêp suh awwwwww..!” a ti thla liah liah.
I rawn kal dawn lo maw?
“I rawn kal dawn lo maw? I rawn kal dawn lo maw?” tiin a bialnu hi a vin ziah a, a tawpah amah zawkin lays leh wai wai kengin a bialnute in lam a pan leh nge nge zel.
Hausa bon top
Hausa bon top:
Officer eiruk hrattak pakhat pawh kha, a in eiru hausa tawh khawpa, an Burma nula awmpui pawh phaiah a dah daih.
Officer eiruk hrattak pakhat pawh kha, a in eiru hausa tawh khawpa, an Burma nula awmpui pawh phaiah a dah daih.
Football i khel ngai em?
“Football i khel ngai em?”
“Ngai e.”
“Khawiah nge i tlân? thin?”
“Ball liamnaah.”
“Ngai e.”
“Khawiah nge i tlân? thin?”
“Ball liamnaah.”
CHIMAWM
CHIMAWM:
Naupang: 'Pa tui minlo suah teh'
PA: 'Naupang te te si i va zaktheilo ve,ka beng mai tur che a sin'
NAUPANG: 'Min beng tur a ilo phei pah chuan minlo suah nghal la !'
Naupang: 'Pa tui minlo suah teh'
PA: 'Naupang te te si i va zaktheilo ve,ka beng mai tur che a sin'
NAUPANG: 'Min beng tur a ilo phei pah chuan minlo suah nghal la !'
Cheng 5 hlui
Naupang pakhat pawh hi a pain, “Bawiha, cheng 5 hlui deuh hi sap?awngin eng nge?” a ti a, naupang chuan, “Bus fair,” tiin a lo chhang.
Chemin a bânah a bialnu hming a ziak
Chemin a bânah a bialnu hming a ziak a, a thi zawih zawih a, nakinah chuan a ? tap ta a! “A nâ em ni?” an tia, ? Tap pûr chungin, “Aih, a spelling a dik lo,” a lo ti!
Carbon dioxide chu a uih a ni tih chauh ka hria
Zirtirtu chuan zirlai hmai bul maiah kunin, “Liana, mihring hian oxygen kan hip lut a, carbon dioxide kan thaw chhuak a ni tih i hria m?” a han ti a. Liana chuan, “Aih aih, Sir, ka hre miah lo. Carbon dioxide chu a uih a ni tih chauh ka hria..” tiin a lo chhang.
Bawiha, vawiin chu thlam va sa rawh aw..
“Bawiha, vawiin chu thlam va sa rawh aw..”
“Ka pa, a thlûk ka thiam lo.”
“Ka pa, a thlûk ka thiam lo.”
April full-ah paberin chawbel a chang
April full-ah paberin chawbel a chang a, a fate’n, “Âpa, chaw..” an ti a, “Ka awih lo, min tihder a ni ang,” zu ti tlat a!
An vawkte kha hralhrûk tumin a pawm chhuak
An vawkte kha hralhrûk tumin a pawm chhuak a, a pa'n a lo hmu a.
"Lal Robert, eng atan nge vawkte kha i pawm chhuah?"
"Ka raitir dawn."
"Vawkte til lâk an raitir ngai hleinem."
"A hur miau sia.."
"Lal Robert, eng atan nge vawkte kha i pawm chhuah?"
"Ka raitir dawn."
"Vawkte til lâk an raitir ngai hleinem."
"A hur miau sia.."
An nupain an inthen
An nupain an inthen a, a pasal khan a ko va, a nupui chuan, “Chhuak rawh’ min tih kha..” a ti a, a pasal chuan, “Room a? tangin alawm ka tih,” a ti ve zaih!
An inneih zân
An inneih zân khan an monu thar thâwm a na deuh a niang, mut hmun a?angin pa ber chuan, "Va ngam salh salh ve. I pa in emaw i tia law?" a ti vel!
Inneih thuchah Pastor-in a sawi
An inneih thuchah Pastor-in a sawi a, 'chhiarkawp dânah 1+1=2 a ni a, inneihnaah chuan 1+1=1 a ni' a tih chu a lo la fuh hle mai a. Zân an han mu chu a nupui hnênah, "1 leh 1 belhin i awm ang hmiang," a ti vel.
A thianpa pu kha a thi
A thianpa pu kha a thi a, a? Thianpa chu va hnem ve a duh bawk si, sawi dan tur a hre bawk si lo. A bulah a va kal a, inthlahrung tak hian, “?hiana, ?ap tawh suh, i pu chu a lo nung ve leh mai ang,” a ti tawp.
Velocity
Hmeiche sam tihkirna 'velocity' a inchiu Drugs addict pawh a thawk na ve khawp mai an thi kha. An inchiu zo kha thla khat vel chawsikin a tlun hlarh hlarh a, khawsik a reh hmu ah a nuam dawn tan chiah e an ti.
Ha Kha!
Proxvon khawih ching deuh Drugs addict pakhat a awma. Nikhatchu, proxyvon hmuzo lo, tihngaihna hre lo ruih chak bawk si khan Ajinomoto-in a inchiu ta a. Nithum chhung a hang kha vawng vawng!
Kawpza
Pa pakhat hian cellphone flip chi kha a duh ve sia, a sawi thiam si lo, Cellcare dawrah a va kal a, "Airtel kawpzaw nei kha in nei em?" a va ti ve hmak.
Tar Hur
Pitar pakhat hi vawk hurna an eitir a, a ni thumnaah pawh, "Hui ha, hur theih cher cher ngai mai!" la rawn ti chhuak haps.. ha ha haaaa.
Sen Hang!
Tlangval pakhat pawh khan zu dawr nghaktu hnenah, "Zu chu han thli vat teh," a ti a, chutih lai tak chuan a pa a lo lut thut a, a zak lutuk chuan, "A sen hang khan ti rawh," te a tikual ta mai mai.
Osama leh a sas in text na:
Chhas: Duat, nge tih? Bomb kam mi? Thihchilh dawn mi?
Osama: Puak tawh zok Duat. :-D
Osama: Puak tawh zok Duat. :-D
Doctor mi an zai laia hmai an tuam tlat nachhan
Doctor ten mi an zai laia hmai an tuam tlat nachhan chu an mi zai ten an hmel an chinchhiah an hlauh vag..
A hahni a thler phei vek
A hahni a thler phei vek,a hmui engtn mah a awm si lo a. Doctor in inchetsual lai hian i va nui nasa awm ve ti vl...:-D
Adama leh Evi
Adama cuan Evi cu mn hmagaih v em ati a,Evi cuan hmagaih loh ce ten midag wm hek lo...Akikiki..
Nula Buhthlei changkang
Nula Buhthlei changkang: Ooops....mommy, ka shake thiamlo, a buh cover hi em ni delete tur....small stone hi em ni a kem in tih...rice piece hi a ron fall jel a...
A bialnu thinrim
A bialnu thinrim ltk in a rawn trap chhuak pura, ani a hnungah a rawn nui hui... A thriante chuan thrianpa i che thra fu nimaw an ti a.. A ni chuan (pa tawkin ) "Ka vawih ka barh a".......
Isua & Peter
Isua : Peter, li thuk lam panla len kha deng rwh.
Petera : Ka Lalpa, avawt bwk cya , bakah sagha an vang twh m my.
Isua : Lal Peter, deng rwh ka tih cuan deng la ani my.
Petera : Nihleh mei tal kha lo chhem ve rwh.
Isua : Ka lighter a chhe daih ka tih kha i hre nage ?
Petera : Chuticu ka deng peih bik lo , a vwt si.
Isua : I den peih loh tlat cuan jeletine bung hian ka'n vwm age.
Petera : Sangha cu i rawp ve hle my maw ?
Isua : kal mai teh !!
Petera : Ka Lalpa, avawt bwk cya , bakah sagha an vang twh m my.
Isua : Lal Peter, deng rwh ka tih cuan deng la ani my.
Petera : Nihleh mei tal kha lo chhem ve rwh.
Isua : Ka lighter a chhe daih ka tih kha i hre nage ?
Petera : Chuticu ka deng peih bik lo , a vwt si.
Isua : I den peih loh tlat cuan jeletine bung hian ka'n vwm age.
Petera : Sangha cu i rawp ve hle my maw ?
Isua : kal mai teh !!
ZAWHNA HAR
ZAWHNA HAR -
Q. Artui lem ziak la, kheh nghal roh.
Q. Huan pakhat a dung 58m, avang 46m a wm a, tu huan nge? Chawk chhuak rwh.
Q. Mangtha tih thupuia hmangin Reiek tlang chanchin ziak rwh.
Q. Artui lem ziak la, kheh nghal roh.
Q. Huan pakhat a dung 58m, avang 46m a wm a, tu huan nge? Chawk chhuak rwh.
Q. Mangtha tih thupuia hmangin Reiek tlang chanchin ziak rwh.
Bawihte, ka hmangaih che
“Bawihte, ka hmangaih che a, i tan eng pawh ka huam.”
“Chu, ka tan thih pawh i huam tihna em ni?”
“Ni lo ve, bawih, ka hmangaihna che hi chu thi ve lo hmangaihna a nia.”
“Chu, ka tan thih pawh i huam tihna em ni?”
“Ni lo ve, bawih, ka hmangaihna che hi chu thi ve lo hmangaihna a nia.”
