Kir th reg2 suh

I chun leh zua ten kan au a che lo kir tawh reg2 suh tiin

50 chiah nei

A chhas kha restaurant ah khan a hruia ve a, cheng 50 chiah alo nei sia.."Keiman ka poisa in ka treat che anga chuan nagman i poisa in min treat anga... kan in treat dun tih na ani mai alom, tro?" te a ti vel

A sas kha restaurant ah ahruai ve

A sas kha restaurant ah ahruai ve a, cheng 5 chiah alo nei leh sia...'thingpui nge i duh chhang?' te ti vel

Tlangval over

Tlangval inla zei over pawh kha a bialnu bulah,"DUAT, in inah rawn lawi ka chak tawh ltk" te a t vel.

Naupang harh leh chimawm ltk

Naupang harh leh chimawm ltk poh kha a nu in ahau a..
NU: I harh ltk va mu til tel roh!!
NAUPANG: Nu til tel lovin a mut theih loh ami?
NU: Theih ee, keipoh til tel lo hlirin alawm ka mut...
NAUPANG: E, i mut hi chuan apa til a tel ziah emaw ka lo tia (a chalah a ri fawk asin le)

Thlum deuh in min rawn mang tha rawh

Tlangval 1 pawh kha a bialnu text a thawn a, thlum deuh in min rawn mang tha rawh tih a va thawn a, a bialnu chuan ''DUAT MANGTHA LE....''tih a thawn.....,thlum ve mai2..haha

Rin aiin a pa

Keichu i rin aiin ka pa daih ang, bialnu ka nei tawh.

Ha lem

A bialnu bulah 'Duat khawnge ka ha lem kha'..?

mitthi buhfai khawn

Chimawm deuh poh kha, an inah mitthi buhfai an rawn khawn a:
"ho mai2, in mitthi chu in buhchiar dawn mi?!" lo tih vel..

Sunday school exam na a an question

Sunday school exam na a an question kha ahan mak ve mai2 sin: Isua kha eng 'thlehem' ah nge a pian?

Ans: 'BE'

Facebook hi college lo ni ta se

Facebook hi college lo ni ta se... Quiz hi exam, photo upload, video, status update te hi assignment lo ni ta se.. in vai hian in graduate tawh ang!!

Thian dun zu in ve

Thian dun ZU in tur kha, an nei tlem sia, an ren latukin hmarcha an thak vel.

Nula 1 muthlu

Nula 1 pawh hi KTP inkhwm zan ah a inkhawm ve a, A muthlu ta chia. Thusawi tu a ding tan tih ah chuan a harh thut 'oly' khum ah ka va mu teh ang a tia... Biakin a tang a chuak nal2.

Band din ve

An thian hovin band an din ve a, a thian ten part an changkim vek tawh sia, a hmai an chei rĂ¢ng a, a sirah kut an ben tir ringot.

Nula 1 Poisa Bo

Nula 1 pawh khan apawisa bo police hnenah a report ve a, 'ka pu, ka underpant kara ka pawisa dah mi 1 in min ruksak a' atia, police chuan 'iva fimkhur awmlove, underpant kara mite engtin nge i ruktir theih a?' atia, nula chuan ''pawisa zawk ala dawn tih ka hrelo lawm" te ti vel.

Mathematics Exam

An mathematics exam question-paper ah khan ti hian zawhna arawn chhuak a.
OPQR is a parallelogram with PQ parallel to OR. Prove that;
1)X is the mid-point of OQ.
Ani chuan chhan dan tur kha a hre si lova Batman a lem hi a draw a..a hnuaiah, BAtman an "X is the mid-point of OQ" a ti!!.. Therefore, X is the mid-point of OQ.. "proof" tih kha lian pui in a la ziak zui..
An teacher chuan mark pekna turah khan "Your BAtman Is Wrong" tih a lo ziak dyh asin leh!!

Drama zirna ah kal ve

Drama an chang a,mibo lemah a chang a,vawikhat mah a lang ve lo... Mahse zirna ah chuan a kalzantin ve ziah...

Nufa inzirtir

Nu: Mama, thingpui hmeh tur Biskut va lei teh
Fapa: Nu,i thing ltk biskut an ti ngai lo Biskit ti ta che..
Tlai lamah chuan..
Fapa: Nu, enge tlaiah kan hmeh dawn?
Nu: Iskit

A kawr rawng leh parda rawng a in ang

Tlangval 1 poh kha nula a rim ve a...a nula rim te parda leh a kor alo in ang zui...

Mizo pa leh Vai pa in biak

MIZO: Mizotawng i thiam em?
VAI: Thiamlo.
MIZO: Khaa... ithiam reng kha.
VAI: Chuchauh chu lom ka thiam..:-)

In zirtir tha

Khawvel hian hmangaihna awmzia min hriat tirin.. Hmangaih neih dan min zirtir a. Mahse min kalsan hnu ah awmdan tur min zirtir tel si lo ana ti rawh.

Mi 1 profight ah atel ve

Mi 1 pawh kha profight ah atel ve a, atumpui pa in a rawn hnek pawp a, athinrim ltk a ka hnek ve hrep dawn che mawn leh ati ringawt!

Dawr ah thil a trick

Dawr ah thil a trick, an hmu hman.. Hey nang kha enge i lak a an tia, Ehh min man a thil min khilai thei ti ham2.

Pastor mithi vui

Pastor 1 poh khan mithi kha a vui ve a.....''ATAKSA CHU LEI AH, A THLARAU CHU VAIVUTAH'' (Vanram kai tur awmlo reng reng, vui sual chiag ve khop mai)

TINKLE DIGEST chiar

Hosteller thar 1 poh kha thianten "TINKLE DIGEST" an chhiar a an nui sen sen zel sia............ a awmzia hre ve thiam silo a lem a en a nui ve tawp zel.......:)

Ka rin ai in i zang

Mo thar 1 poh kha, a Mo thar tuk ah tlai tawk ah a chhungte chaw ei lai in rawn tho thleng in lak chawp pah in an Pa en chung in "Ka rin ai in i zang daih",te ti vel ham ham....

Apa i make up bawm ain hawng

Pafa kha an bazara, thil an lei lai in a fapa khan, apa i kekawr zipper a in hawng atia, apa zak ltk chuan, mama khati khan mizingah tih tawh suh, alo in hawg leh anih pawh in, i make up bawm a in hawng ti tawh angche. chumi hnuah lo in hawng leh a, a fapa chuan, apa i make up bawm ain hawng, lipstik a lawr!

Tho(fly) thlawk a bum vel...

Tlangval 1 poh khan weed a bl0w vea, an tlai chaw ei lai khan ading thut a, apa khan 'hey, nga tih nge a?' atia, chu tlagval chuan 'tho(fly) thlawk ka bum a'...

Brokoli, Antram, Parbawr, Balhla tih ti

Brokoli: Kei chu ka pian nalh lo si,thingkung ka ang si tia...
Antram: Kei poh ka hlai hlei hluai si...
Parbawr: Kei poh ka par ang chhem chhum si tia..
Balhla: Naaaaaa nuam lo thil dang sawi ang u t i....

A hmel a chhe awm

A hmelchhe awm mai mai....a sas in a hmel a hmuh apiangin break a tun ziah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmeichhe pakhat sawn a pai hnem toh ltk

Hmeichhe pakhat poh kha sawn a pai hnem toh ltk a apa tih ngaih na hre lo ltk chuan kan fanu hi chu vawk chu nise kan hausa toh ang chu a ti ringawt male. hehe

Nula tlangval Hmangaih biathu in hla dan

Tv: Duat
Nula: Enge ni ta mate?
Tv: Min hmangaih tih rawh?
Nula: Ka thinlung zawng zawng in ka hmangaih che.
Tv: Va E teh..!!lol

REEBoK, ADIDAS, NIKE, BATA

REEBoK-I am what i am?
ADIDAS-Impossible is nothing...
NIKE-Just do it.
BATA-Thil lei twh a thleg theih toh loh.
Hahaha.....

Awmpui Bo

Awmpui changkang api in tih nge engmah sawilo in ni 4 i bo a atia, facebook ah ka status ah ka rawn update kha, ka pu pawn a rawn a like reg khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............!

Nu pakhat B.P an check

Nu pakhat pawn B.P an check reng reng in Banpuam ah ngawt an en thin sia. B.p hi Banpuam tihna mi t vel.

Silipar rokholhna vangin hral duh

Silipar la tha tak, 10 Km chia la bun.. uluk taka enkwl chu rokholhna vangin hralh duh ani a, aman chu inbiakrem dan a ni ang,.. Bike nena inthlegphal chuan min rawn be teh u...!

Vaipa mizotong in t thiam

Vaipa mizotong in t thiam ve tak:ee,khiti lai ah khian sazu kua wm,ninwm ltk,nizan ah poh nileeng in a ri.

 
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